ST. BARTHELEMY, FWI-- "Nous attendons le poissonier," I said, looking out over the Baie d'Orient on the northern side of St. Barthelemy, scanning the horizon for the tiny boat that would bring dinner.
"Nous sommes attendons le poissonier," I was cheerfully corrected, changing the tense to the present perfect. Yes, we were waiting for the fisherman. My effort to speak as much French as possible brought appreciative smiles and friendly assistance everywhere on the island, that is, until the boat actually arrived and serious business began back at the blue fish shack on the main road.
"How many lobsters did you want?" asked Axil, the fellow I had met an hour before as he was leaving the fish stand to meet the boat across the street down a narrow road. No sooner than I could say "Quatre," hands dove into the basket containing five beautiful lobsters fresh from Fourchue, an islet between St. Barths and
Another day in culinary paradise begins. Forget
Thank God, because nobody wants tout le monde to show up here and ruin the place. One writes about St. Barths in dread that the wrong sort of people will be attracted to its many pleasures and charms, but fortunately it's a self-selecting island whose basic characteristics weed-out the unwashed. For starters, no cruise ships except the very small expensive ones can unload here; the island is too small to absorb more than a few itinerants at a time. There's no casino, no timeshares, and absolutely nothing is given away free except the beauty of the islands 20-odd coves and beaches. Folks looking for a "deal" are flatly scoffed at, even in the off-season when hotel rates fall almost 50%, yet still remain out of reach to the budget-conscious.
At one point, my nine year-old daughter overheard someone say something to the effect only the "rich and famous" come to St. Barths, news that made her very quiet for a very long time wondering how we were let in. The short answer, of course, is wretched splurging. But once you decide to splurge here, as indeed we did, there is practically no way to go wrong. While prices are out of the ordinary, the risk of disappointment is as slim as the French sales clerks adorning the boutiques along
All TEN courses were spectacular, served at perfect intervals, and ideally proportioned: enough for a man to feel fed, but not enough to get full. On a night internationally known for rip-offs, New Years Eve at Le Gaillac was worth every cent. We started with an assortment of tasty crudites of caviar, shrimps, and foie-gras, and ended with a generous plate of petit-fours-- miniature madeleines, napoleans, chocolate truffles, and dipped, brandied cherries. What went on in between made me imagine a carefully supervised regatta among the sous-chefs in the kitchen, with each stupendous plate stealing the succulent breeze from its successor. The Warm Atlantic oysters from “Marenne d’Oléron” set upon chanterelle mushrooms took my breath away, only to be outflanked by the aromas presented by the sautéed lobster pieces meditating on a quenelle of poultry meat swimming among stuffed morille mushrooms.
What struck me (apart from my palate) was the proportion of each perfect course. In contemplating a TEN-course dinner, I had no expectation of generosity, yet the tranche of homemade, black truffle-stuffed foie gras was Parisian in size. And the two contrasting desserts that followed the main course (roasted breast of Scottish grouse encased in hazelnut and gingerbread) were stand-alone wonders. It was an awe-inspiring way to welcome the New Year, as each dish came to symbolize one great expectation cleverly surpassed by the next.
To say the evening was flawless, however, would be to overlook the French chauvinism that peppers St. Barths' otherwise informal atmosphere. When at first we were seated behind sliding glass panels that protect Le Gaillac during hurricane season, our requests for a better table were surprisingly met. Other Americans, we could see, had lesser tables, too, than say the French customers. And among les Americaines were three- and five-year returning guests of this annual event. At Le Gaillac, owing to the attentive and genuinely friendly service, nobody seemed to fuss or fret in the least.
But at Grand Cul-du-Sac's once-celebrated Lafayette Club, wealthy Americans can discover how Rosa Parks felt in
"If you don't like Americans, you should leave St. Bart immediately," wisely notes Fabrice Fontanez, aka "Fafa," an island legend and champion kite surfer. A man of many chapeaux, Fafa runs snorkeling charters from Le Guanahani, the island's only "large" resort hotel (a whopping 84 rooms!), and as also happens, is the island's pyrotechnics guy-- responsible for igniting the New Year's Eve fireworks in Gustavia Harbor. A practical St. Barths native, born in
Most fitting, any sintering resentment of the American influx has manifested itself in the kitchens here. A union of the island's small hotels that have pledged their allegiance to French haute cuisine was formed to resist the growing influence of Caribbean and hybrid-island cooking in their midst's. And their challenge may be formidable. On our last night we dined at Eddy's garden in Gustavia, where the formality of reservations is taboo and the food is a veloute of Creole, Thai, and so-called
It matters not to me who wins the culinary grudge match so long as it continues. Like my prized langoustes acquired at near-physical risk, no appreciable measure of culinary ecstasy is won without some pain. In this, St. Barths retains two vital ingredients-- the required financial sacrifice being one, and a passion for food bordering on zealotry the other. Throw in the island's unique characters like Eddy and Fafa, even the nameless owner of the La Fayette Club, add a few movie stars, CEOs and investment bankers on holiday, and stir. Now that's bouillabaisse!
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